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Kuplinov: I've been told to play with the joystick to get the fullest experience of the game.
The Game: *enter name*
Kuplinov, typing on keyboard: fucking amazing experience with joystick right now.

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🎊 giveaway time! 🎊

i am so grateful for all of the love from everyone this past year, and it seemed fitting that the prizes for my last giveaway of 2019 should include a little bit of everything 🖤

one grand prize winner will receive one of each physical item i have made this year, and three bonus prize winners will receive all of the bonus items i made this year.

boost to enter, winners will be drawn at random sometime before midnight on new year's eve

good luck! 🍀

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😊 what if we kissed 😳 

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trying to master all the genders but theyre like hydra heads, you master one and two more appear

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Being an enby is all about mastering the skills of all 5 genders while avoiding the dark flaws which caused them to destory one another in the 500 year war

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A live action Simpsons remake or movie is not only within the realm of possibility, but also practically inevitable

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truscum 

listening to billie eilish is like being inside the head of anastasia steele from 50 shades of grey

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weed 

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if you dont hit the cars in front and behind you when you parallel park what are you even doing? let the cars kiss, its proper etiquette.

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Shirtless doods 

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remembering the time that a bunch of lads in my year at school boasted about how they'd hung out on the weekend and took viagra. imagine chillin in your mams living room with the boys... but the twist is you have pure raging stonk ons.

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wiht the success of joker its rumored WB wants more auteur driven DC supervillain movies and the most rumored one is lex luthor which could be pretty good. i hope they like put superman in it or something because like a lex luthor movie without superman is just like, a rich capitalist fucker being evil lmao

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@kittybecca Anyone who earnestly, unironically uses ‘degenerate’ to refer to other people sets off every single one of my alarm bells, regardless of how far left they claim to be.
It’s legit upsetting & frightening how many people do it

slur 

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@jackdaw_ruiz @flowless bioshock infinite felt like it was trying to make a comment about america being built on a foundation of imperialist racism wrapped up in the trappings of religion but it constantly just jammed a metal bar in its own front tire every time it tried to examine what a possible solution to this dilemma would be

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